February 2010
You’re a total fucking idiot. I just thought you should know.
January 2010
Super Mario Bros.
So I think I just compared relationships to Super Mario Bros. But like if you think about it, it kinda works.
Ok. Like the point of the game is to find the Princess. In relationships the point is to find your husband or wife. Than you start off a world and everything’s easy, just like in relationships. Everything’s fun and exciting. But than the level in that world gets harder and you...
Jorie you are drunk
jorieewhite:
zomgkatiesaur:
jorieewhite:
zomgkatiesaur:
Tumbling while you’re at school
I’m not at school, playing hooky today!
Oooooooh!! Haha! Well school’s drunk anyways. lmfao
Lol Story of my life, School is getting ridiculously drunk.
Lawls!! Ridiculously drunk. That’s great. Tomorrow at school you should just yelled ‘Fuck you school I’m a cat’ really...
Jorie you are drunk
jorieewhite:
zomgkatiesaur:
Tumbling while you’re at school
I’m not at school, playing hooky today!
Oooooooh!! Haha! Well school’s drunk anyways. lmfao
Jorie you are drunk
Tumbling while you’re at school
I wish
You talked as much as I do
Cause sometimes I wanna be the one who listens.
Fuck you screen
littledebicakes:
zomgkatiesaur:
you are drunk. Not letting me take pictures and making shit blury.
And fuck drunk boys for being outside my window and still being drunk at almost 5 in the afternoon.
Fuck you Shark, You are Drunk.
Fuck you world, you’re drunk. Dinosaurs are just hiding.
Fuck you screen
you are drunk. Not letting me take pictures and making shit blury.
And fuck drunk boys for being outside my window and still being drunk at almost 5 in the afternoon.
Fun Fact
So there’s a gymnastics meet here tonight. And my friend Crystal and I are gonna going to it and I’m really fricking excited for it.
But because of it I keep singing “I’m riding on a dolphin, doing flips and shit” from I’m on a boat. lmao.
Fuck you drunk girl
stop being so drunk.
Curiousity's gonna fuck me over.
So I have a bunch of cookies, but they’re hard. And kinda disgusting. But me being the curious person I am decided to try and put it in the mircrowave in hopes it would make it a soft slightly more tasty cookie.
Well it made it soft. However, 45 seconds must’ve been entirely too long because the bottom of the cookie burnt and now my dorm smells like smoke and I’m just waiting...
